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I have a contractor building a vinyl split rail fence on our 2.5 acres that we own here in SoCal and just today he elaborated on a joke while talking about a Hispanic family that lives on the corner at the junction of our dirt road.

He said-do you know why Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because God could not find a virgin or 3 wise men.

That's seems quite typical of American Conservatives these days at least in the middle class.

Sad, although Ted Nugent would be very proud of course.
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Make a note:  Do not hire contractors from Texas. heh

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For what it is worth, I first heard that joke about 30 years ago and it was aimed at Poland.

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trail? I don't need no stinkin trail!
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Actually, if you know someone named Jesus, there's a good chance he WAS born in Mexico.  Kinda ironic, no?
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I've heard that one about trailer parks. Was slightly funnier, but still not all that funny.

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What do a Texas Tornado and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

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In both cases someone loses a trailer.


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Many of the crime labs in Texas have been closed. There weren't many dental records, and all of the DNA was the same.

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How come I see so many out of state license plates?

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That's seems quite typical of American Conservatives these days at least in the middle class.

LOL - So true. Believing in make believe -- totally a republican concept.
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Because Texas is a big place Jimmy, and there are a lot of people passing through. Most of them try not to stop except to get gas and keep going.
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Because Texas is a big place Jimmy, and there are a lot of people passing through. Most of them try not to stop except to get gas and keep going.

Uh huh......................go around.

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Because Texas is a big place Jimmy, and there are a lot of people passing through. Most of them try not to stop except to get gas and keep going.

When they get gas they should stick around a while. Maybe make Texas smell a little better.

Oh wait, you meant gasoline...never mind.


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Number 1 !!!


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Nice map!

Tough life out there for the expats, neh??

What a country!


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