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Cause the other side has one...and we clearly need one. Big Grin

You know what I'm talking about ~ those phrases within a post that could mean something else if taken out of context. Wink

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Have fun and play nice, isn’t that an oxymoron? Big Grin
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"Have fun moron"

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Big Grin

That's my Natural Tude kinda Speak anyway.

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quote:
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You know what I'm talking about...

Have fun & play nice. Smiler


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I can't figure out how to get it on.

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I have picked up the spindle a couple of times... Now I have to figure out what to do with it. hehe

MsDoolittle. The knitters thread.

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[Content deleted to hide context, even if it makes me look really bad in this one. Razzer]

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"I'll start with the truly wild things!"

CajunHiker, her garden pics thread.


I've read most of the thread from the "other side" that LMG referenced. It's hilarious.
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"I can't figure out how to get it on."

Jim Fuller - Cure for the faltered faith flu Thread
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"If all I can get is his butt, I don't want him at all." Spoken by Deborah in the Wichita Mountains.

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quote:
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"If all I can get is his butt, I don't want him at all." Spoken by Deborah in the Wichita Mountains.



LOL, somehow I knew that one would crop up again. Big Grin

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Keep an eye on the snake thread. There's bound to be one in there.

"After examining the photos in everyone's links I think the distinguishing feature is the structure of the head"

Mocamper, snakethread.
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After pouring some mulch on him, he quickly moved!

from: CajunHikers garden update thread

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that's just a horny pipe dream from an insensate pipe

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Take a long time to get bored with him.
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taken from LONGTRAILMAN'S "If you were stranded on a desert island with an IPOD/MP3 Player......" thread.

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On a recent hike, I loaned my spare wind pants to a woman who had forgotten hers. It was particularly cold and windy and at the end of the hike she thanked me for letting her borrow them. My reply was, of course....

"Any time you'd like to get into my pants, you are welcome to do so"
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One of my favorite trail gags on a snack/rest break is to fish out my ziploc bag full of hazelnuts/pistachios.....munch a few.....then pretend to need something out of my pack. So I offer the bag to my trail companion & say...

Could you hold my nutsack for a minute?


Once the novelty wears off, I expand on the theme...riffs include:

Could you gently cup my nutsack while I look for something in my pack?

Could you hold this for a minute? You're welcome to taste my salty nuts if you like
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Kevin, my hose is flopping around... can you grab it for me?

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Dug has his own "man's room"

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Jim Fuller again:

"So, remember, if you feel a little under the weather, margaritas and some Lays will do wonders."



Also, having a kid that takes tae kwon do, we always see the teachers in TKD uniforms, too. A regular refrain when seeing the instructors in public:

"I've never seen you dressed before!"

or

"Wow - you look different in clothes!!"

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Why is everyone putting the quotes in context? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the thread?

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"thanks for showering us"

"fry his ass cause I was getting hungry for lunch"

"While I jumped in the shower the boys had to go caress their computers"

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you can drop that little tube into out-of-the-way places

-Boomerhiker on novakaine's PCT gear list thread.
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"I paddle [...] my girlfriend" --Johnhens

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"Your thirsty? Here suck on my hose!" Lcsodiver

"There goes Tigger bending over to suck on his hose again!"

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I second nogranola's motion in enforcing the ideals behind this thread: keep the quotes out of context, please

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griz's recent post about spending a very cold and wet night and not being able to get warm without the Lorax's help

Hikerjer's new thread.

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Hey Ewker, can I have a handful of your nuts?

Woodsie to Ewker on a backpacking trip last Fall.

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let's not forgo my "masterbaking "comments

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