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Dear Creepy Old Guy,

  I realize Baby-O is cute.  He's a charming showman.

  But if you keep staring at him like that I'm going to kick you in the taint.

With all sincerity,

High Strung At Home Mother With a Hair-Trigger


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Dear Cashier Lady,

  I don't know these people and can't give a rats @ss about who did or did not contribute to the church bazaar.

  Please let me pay for my Kool-Aid and be on my way?

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It's time to go take a hike.  :D

And some people wonder why other people love their MP3 players and headsets.


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Dear Brown County,

Why have you closed our trail today?  Is there some reason you won't let us enjoy the parks we pay for?  If it's because of the hunters around, I don't understand why you didn't close when bow season opened.  I'd appreciate an explanation for your denying me my ride today.

I'm going to Baird tomorrow if you keep this crap up.  Or, I'm going to a different county where they don't believe in closing doors (gates).

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Dear Redneck Mothers,

Mothers who raised their kid so well. He's six feet four, drinkin' in a Honky-Tonk. And, he's kickin' hippies asses and a raising hell.

What's with that anyway?


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I see harquahala met my senior year hs boyfriend.  :laugh:   Don't call him anything other than "Sonny" btw (not his given name). LMFAO.

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I see harquahala met my senior year hs boyfriend.  :laugh:   Don't call him anything other than "Sonny" btw (not his given name). LMFAO.

Wow, I never knew that alchoholic redneck bullies were your type, but hey....
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I see harquahala met my senior year hs boyfriend.  :laugh:   Don't call him anything other than "Sonny" btw (not his given name). LMFAO.

Wow, I never knew that alchoholic redneck bullies were your type, but hey....

That was a long time ago Bobby. And for the record, he was very good to me. :)

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I see harquahala met my senior year hs boyfriend.  :laugh:   Don't call him anything other than "Sonny" btw (not his given name). LMFAO.

Wow, I never knew that alchoholic redneck bullies were your type, but hey....

That was a long time ago Bobby. And for the record, he was very good to me. :)

Wow, Dice admits to lovin' her some big tall alchoholic redneck man.  I bet he was good to you, skeet skeet  :;): ....
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I see harquahala met my senior year hs boyfriend.  :laugh:   Don't call him anything other than "Sonny" btw (not his given name). LMFAO.

Wow, I never knew that alchoholic redneck bullies were your type, but hey....

That was a long time ago Bobby. And for the record, he was very good to me. :)

Wow, Dice admits to lovin' her some big tall alchoholic redneck man.  I bet he was good to you, skeet skeet....

LOL.  :laugh:  We all have a past, don't we?

He certainly wasn't the worst of my boyfriend choices. Live and learn. Live and learn.


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Dear (*****)

No, I will NOT be going to a crowded resturant with sub-par food for Thanksgiving dinner. Not that you bothered to consult me or your other relatives in your plans. I will be cooking. If you don't want to show up, that is your problem, not mine. My husband and daughter will be enjoying a traditional Norman Rockwellesque dinner. You will just miss out on the good food and take-home leftover packages.

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"Hit in the taint?"  That almost brought me to my knees just thinking of that feeling and how I hope to god I never have to feel it.

You're not near any clock towers today are you Ms. Spindle?

I have a few Dear S*** Bag's of my own, but not in the mood to bitch about them now.


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Gee, it looks like the joy of the Halloween season has worn off.   Maybe the candy just ran out.   *smile*

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"Hit in the taint?"  That almost brought me to my knees just thinking of that feeling and how I hope to god I never have to feel it.

You're not near any clock towers today are you Ms. Spindle?

I have a few Dear S*** Bag's of my own, but not in the mood to bitch about them now.

I'm out of rounds for the M40A3.

Three things a woman should never be without: lipstick, Tampax, and a box of 7.62x51mm NATO.

Best advice Gramma ever gave me.

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Out of ammo?

Hey Marine, transition to your back-up...

Also, I've got some M118LR in my pack.  I'll share.

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Hey Marine, transition to your back-up...

Also, I've got some M118LR in my pack.  I'll share.

-john out

You're a doll.  *smooches!* Those are pretty.  :cool:

Daddy taught me the M40A3.

I'm just a Mom, with a twitch, and some skills.  :p
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Dear Spindle, Enjoy.



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Dear atvtuner,

 That you knew that song existed terrifies me in several unique and unholy ways.

Thanks for the heebies!

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No, the light didn't turn green yet.  It's just as red as it was when you stopped so nicely a minute ago.
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Dear Spindle,

What does "Draw the fish" mean exactly?

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The election is over, please remove your signs. You know who you are, your names are on the signs.


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The election is over, please remove your signs. You know who you are, your names are on the signs.

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Dear Feds:

Enough of the bail outs already. A trillion here... a billion there... but you can't afford to adequately fund the national parks?

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Dear Migraine Headache.

Please go away. And take your friend Mr. Barfy Feelings with you.

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I know that all work and no pay makes Jack a dull boy.  Am I dull enough yet?

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Dear Full Moon,
Please take all of your slow driving, stopping-at-all-the-intersections-whether-or-not-there-is-a-stop-sign and Oh-My-God-it's-the-first-bad-weather-day-this-winter idiots out of my way.

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Now that the value of my house has lost $100,000 kindly return 1/3 of my property taxes.

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Dear *****,thanks for not letting me be kicked in the taint today,please let sarbars headache go away,may everyone's thanksgiving plans be alright,everyone sounds alright on the bullet deal for now,don't close any trails,quit makin' jack a dull boy,accept the road rage...and please let me get to my honey soon,cause she makes the day all worthwhile.....LG

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"Hit in the taint?"  That almost brought me to my knees just thinking of that feeling and how I hope to god I never have to feel it.

You're not near any clock towers today are you Ms. Spindle?

I have a few Dear S*** Bag's of my own, but not in the mood to bitch about them now.

I'm out of rounds for the M40A3.

Three things a woman should never be without: lipstick, Tampax, and a box of 7.62x51mm NATO.

Best advice Gramma ever gave me.

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They sell .308 Win at Gander Mtn.  Not identical but safely interchangeable.  Just sayin'.  There are sources for high quantities of said NATO rounds (or Russian equivalents) at a "good discount," but those be dark places.  Not to be spoken of over the ether...


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