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I was thinking about hiking with a nun in case the rapture comes while on the trail. What are the rules for a concealed nun permit in National Parks and what do you do with your porn stash while hiking?
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I was thinking about hiking with a nun in case the rapture comes while on the trail. What are the rules for a concealed nun permit in National Parks and what do you do with your porn stash while hiking?

If I were carrying a nun, I would prefer to open carry rather concealed.
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Your dog dresses like a nun? ???

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Get a nun in the woods and they go ... WILD!  I always end up with a pulled muscle, bite marks, and scratches down my back.  Good times!

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Yes we like to role play. I dress like a fire hydrant.
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You can date a nun....just don't get in the habit.

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I always used to take a little BLUE NUN along with me.
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Nun of this, nun of that...

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We were on a trail for the last rapture.

Even if we had a nun along, we wouldn't have been any better off.  Most likely we would have made ex-nun by way of Senior Cuervo.
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Yes we like to role play. I dress like a fire hydrant.

LMAO BRO

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At the end of the trip she was nun the worse for wear.

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Yes we like to role play. I dress like a fire hydrant.


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