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Those are really bad

in fact, they stink

so they are 2/3 of a pun

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I'd rather have a pun and not need it than need a pun and not have it.  I've found that people around me need lots of them, although they will seldom admit it.
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I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
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If there's too many cairns marking the way, does that mean you're hiking amongst a lot of cairnage?
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Is that the same one that walked into the jungle and passed his brother?

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Confucious said, "Man who farts in church sits in his own pew."

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What's the difference between Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are a buck seventy-nine, Deer Nuts are under a buck.
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I demand a national pun registry!!

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