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In celebration of National Coffee Day today, the 'Nations Restaurant News' did a survey and asked what would people prefer in the mornings.

Sex or coffee.

53% prefer coffee.

16% said that they could not function without their morning cup of joe.

If you want to celebrate today, Dunking Donuts, Krispy Kreame, StarBucks, and others are having specials on coffee.

If you want the other............


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They aren't mutually exclusive. I thought you were the creative type.  ???

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I have never cared for coffee, just don't like the flavor / taste.  Have tried it as an ice cream flavor, in candies, and a hint in beer.  No Thank You.  

Now, as to morning sex, I could get up for that.

When this topic is adjacent to Rumi's 'How much would you spend to Lighten Your Load', it makes me think OOC 


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I drink a pot of coffee every day and I pity 53% of my countrymen who are that far gone.

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They aren't mutually exclusive. I thought you were the creative type.  ???

This.  Not an either /or.  I like one then the other.

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Now, as to morning sex, I could get up for that.

No pun intended???  :D
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They aren't mutually exclusive. I thought you were the creative type.  ???

This.  Not an either /or.  I like one then the other.

I've had both this morning ... and enjoyed them immensely.

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They aren't mutually exclusive. I thought you were the creative type.  ???

This.  Not an either /or.  I like one then the other.

I've had both this morning ... and enjoyed them immensely.

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Speaking of sex and coffee, who's the most popular guy at the nudest camp?

A:  The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts at the same time.
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Ummm, yeah...I'm gonna go ahead and say "both". That'd be great.  


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I don't drink coffee, so not a choice for me. I'll just have to go with the other option by delightful default.

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I am learning much more than I want to know about people in this forum.  In my mind, you all prefer coffee.

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51% of the population is female.  

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@ Lamebeaver, do you know who the most popular woman is in that joke?  :)

@ Ol Zeke, No wonder 53% percent preferred coffee.....
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I am!

I thoroughly enjoy a hot cup of sex and then follow it up with a steamy 'get-it-on' marathon of coffee.

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double c... I was thinking that too but didnt want to bring up that aspect of it.  :p luckily for me it takes a couple hours for that to kick in.

As things are right now I'm saying coffee. So much variety and different kinds of roasts I love (I am a bit of a coffee aficionado). Sex on the other hand, being married means not so much variety, (and being on the brink of divorce means even less yet). But if that last part finally happens, well I may change my mind about this topic.  :;):


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Sorry Adirondack...

I like coffee, I don't love it.  I love Sex, morning sex can be the best so I'm in for that.

As far as the myth about being married and the lack of sex/adventure, I'm in a different boat for sure from what it sounds.


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I am familiar with coffee.

What is this morning sex of which you speak?   :(
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Sorry Adirondack...

I like coffee, I don't love it.  I love Sex, morning sex can be the best so I'm in for that.

As far as the myth about being married and the lack of sex/adventure, I'm in a different boat for sure from what it sounds.

Dude,

You've been married for a proverbial moment. Your preference might well change in real time too.


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Sorry Adirondack...

I like coffee, I don't love it.  I love Sex, morning sex can be the best so I'm in for that.

As far as the myth about being married and the lack of sex/adventure, I'm in a different boat for sure from what it sounds.

Well thats a good boat to be in :;):

Not trying to say its a myth or rule, just depends on who your married too of course... and... well... after you are married, you don't have much choice in the matter anymore (well some people still choose variety but I do have some morals I have to keep for a little while longer yet).


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I have to ask, are you saying women don't enjoy sex or just don't dig morning sex?
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I still find the whole premise of the question befuddling, if not amusing. :p

I'm with hikingFF77 and Rumi on this one.


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