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#10  - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at  home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a  friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few   times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a  backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns  function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do  these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to  sleep after you use it.

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Why Men  Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer  for a gun.


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#1 - You can buy a silencer  for a gun.

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My women has a hair-pin trigger and her action makes me BOLT.
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#11 - A gun won't charge $700 worth of crap on your credit card for Christmas!




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God I wish it was that little...

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Woman or gun?  It's not always a choice -- sometimes you get the worst of both!  :O



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